I am a hopeless comedian based in Cork, Ireland. I'm sick of all the hatred I encounter in my work life so I'm doing my best not to create any of my own. I'm gonna keep beating my head against this brick wall and even if it never falls maybe i'll get a mild buzz off the brain damage.


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if i had forty seven legs i could rule the world: to my stalker ex boyfriend who is obviously going to see this

fortysevenlegs:

I love how someone goes ahead and tells you that I can see the creepy amount you are looking at my blog (using your new girlfriends house and computer?) and instead of stopping you try and use proxies. Just letting you know you completely failed and it still comes up with your actual IP address



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RIP Ravi Shankar

RIP Ravi Shankar

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howyadointoday:

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howyadointoday:

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free-parking:

Soundsuits by Nick Cave

[even more amazing in action]

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wickedknickers:

Bettie Page - gif

wickedknickers:

Bettie Page - gif

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trollkung:

callmekitto:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

aimlessscribbles

Otters chasing a butterfly.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

IF IT WERE LEGAL, RESPONSIBLE AND HAD THE MEANS TO KEEP THEM HAPPY AND HEALTHY IN ORDER TO KEEP OTTERS AS PETS

I WOULD HAVE TWELVE

“Infantry, CHARGE!”

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mylifeasastickperson:

Do you feel self-conscious when eating bananas around other people? Try my new invention!

mylifeasastickperson:

Do you feel self-conscious when eating bananas around other people? Try my new invention!

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fuckyeahsocialjusticesally:

If your opponent uses academic language you don’t like, they’re an elitist who is oppressing you. If your opponent doesn’t use academic language you do like, then they’re an uneducated, ignorant fool deserving of insults and scorn.

fuckyeahsocialjusticesally:

If your opponent uses academic language you don’t like, they’re an elitist who is oppressing you. If your opponent doesn’t use academic language you do like, then they’re an uneducated, ignorant fool deserving of insults and scorn.

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fromstarstostarfish:

(Maps courtesy of USDA.)

Food Deserts Across America

A food desert is a low-income area that lacks access to fresh fruits and vegetables, and other foods that make up a heathy diet (limited or no access to supermarkets and grocery stores, sometimes coupled with limited to no transportation); instead, these areas are riddled with convenience stores and fast food restaurants.

The Food, Conservation, and Energy Act of 2008 required the USDA to study food deserts for one year.  In the study’s findings, some key points were:

  • About 2.3 million households (~2.2% of the population) live more than a mile from a supermarket and have no access to a vehicle.  Another 3.4 million households live between 1/2-1 mile from a supermarket and have no access to a vehicle.
  • Roughly 23.5 million people live in low-income areas that are more than 1 mile from a supermarket.  However, only 11.5 million (4.1% of the population) of these people are low-income.
  • Urban areas are more likely to suffer from limited food access due to racial segregation and income inequality.  In rural areas, it’s because of a lack of transportation infrastructure.
  • Shopping at small stores and convenience stores more likely to be found in food deserts is significantly more expensive than shopping at a large grocery store or supermarket.
  • While some researchers and their studies point towards lack of availability to nutritious foods as the reason for a lack of intake (and instead relying on the convenience stores and fast food restaurants), other researchers/studies prove otherwise. Either way, more research is needed in this area.

Dr. Eduardo Sanchez, vice President and chief medical officer of Blue Cross Shield Texas (not to mention former Texas commissioner of health and a national leader on childhood obesity) said:

The link between inequitable access to healthy, affordable food and chronic diseases is evident in every region of the country.  Low-income and being African-American, Latino, or American Indian increases the likelihood of poor access to good food and the prevalence of chronic diseases like type 2 diabetes.  From deep in the heart of Texas to the center of Midwest farm country, to President Obama’s hometown of Chicago, healthy food is not easily accessible to millions of Americans and people are sicker as a result.

Access to healthy, affordable food is a major public health problem and should be considered as important as affordable healthcare.  

While Alan Hunt, senior policy associate at the Wallace Center at Winrock International had this to say:

We thank the USDA for undertaking this thorough study.  Much of it verifies what we already knew - that for millions of people in low-income communities, access to fresh and healthy food is limited.  

Now it’s time for action.  What is needed is a set of coordinated, community based activities across the country, including outreach to existing corner stores, incentives for locating new retail stores, public transportation improvements, farmers’ markets development, nutrition education, and other activities to improve food access.

Supporting successful programs that address inequitable food access - from the development of a network of farmers’ markets that serves the nearly 80,000 mostly low-income residents of Camden, New Jersey, to the remarkable work in Black Hawk County, Iowa, where local producers work together to make fresh, healthy and local food available to restaurants, retirement homes, and universities while generating millions of dollars of sales - is the beginning.  Continuing efforts like these requires national support and leadership to ensure healthy food choices are accessible in all communities.

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"If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. Kill narcissus. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living."

- Vargus, Archie’s Final Project  (via blood-countess)

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platea:

Bubble Tank by Psalt Design

Fish tanks and aquariums are often the main attraction in a room, however it is usually the fish themselves that are the focal point rather than the tank. The Bubble Tank aims to question this by creating a beautiful, as well as functional, product aimed to provoke a reaction, conversation or interaction between the owner and any guests.

Made from premium glass, handblown and slumped by a master glassblower each tank has it’s own unique form and individual characteristics. Our aim was not for cheap mass production but for a celebration of skill and craft that is represented in a truly unique product.

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